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avatar MetalBroVR 12 hr.ago

I think it would fit the clean, SFW nature of Dad Jokes if we stopped making jokes about chickens, turkeys and ducks.

Its not a dad joke if it includes fowl language.

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1. Concert Tickets, only $0.45

Come see 50-Cent feat. Nickelback!

2. What do the drive thru barista and my general practitioner have in common?

The both make me look left and coffee

3. You are an American when you enter a bathroom and leave. But while in the bathroom

European.

4. Why do football coaches shop at Aldi?

Because they can get their quarter back.

5. Ancient Rome: a man walks in to a tailor shop with an arm full of robes,

The tailor says, “Euripides?” The man says “Yes. Eumenides?” Edit: I’m a doofus. It’s Ancient Greece. Thanks for the corrections!

6. What’s the loneliest cheese?

Provalone

7. Why do ducks have feathers?

Answer: to cover their butt quacks.

8. Have any of you heard about the new rapping coin?

They name is liquid

9. I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.

Turns out I was on the mothership.

10. The Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles new ad slogan

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